Don't waste food.

thatswhatwedo:

a.. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I
would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we
were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot
live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” —- Miss Alabama in
the…

Luigi leads the way as six dogs attempt to break the Guinness World Record for most dogs on a surfboard, during the Surf City Surf Dog event held in Huntington Beach, California.

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Everything is funny when you’re strapped to a desk for 10+ hours a day. 

kaaaaaaaitlyn:

this is pleasant.

hahaha. Kaitlyn, ask Hayley Garscia what her most embarrassing story was when we were Freshmen.

$120,000 for bachelor’s degrees that are only pragmatic steps to other degrees. Sorry Dad, I should have been less ambitious. 

Side bar: Watching the news while studying for the LSAT is just the worst thing any individual could subject themselves to right now. Oh HELLO, StumbleUpon…we will be good friends for the next half hour. 

(^ That is a link to a blood-boiling article)

When I began my freshman year at college, tuition cost me $8,775.00 a year plus another $13,000-$14,000 on housing and books
Senior year tuition will cost me $13,970.00. Do I qualify for any kind of financial aid? NOPE. Have I ever? NOPE. I am middle-class America, the daughter of a combined income that is too high for financial aid and too low for “Hey darling, just deposited $10,000 to your account for the quarter. Dad says hello” ..or “I’m a studio art major.” (I’m not a studio art major, so relax).
If UC Regents pulls another incremental increase on us (16% every year!?!), students expected to graduate in 2016 will pay a little over $22,000 in tuition alone. I will be long gone, absorbing the scathing costs of grad school by then, but still! Over $40,000 for a public school education?!?

I just deleted a paragraph-long rant that eventually labeled me as a capitalist, because I don’t qualify for grants that my parents contribute tax dollars to.. When my children turn 18, I’ll be sure to suddenly become financially disadvantaged. #bitter 

49 of my precious seconds watching this.